S74 PT#0: Your Dad
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![]() SMJHL GM Posting Freak
The Detroit Falcons are going to run away with the cup this season. We're going to dominate the J so thoroughly that next season we have to go down to three lines. The wall to wall dominance is going to be remembered as "The Greatest Show on Ice." The Armada will be Ar-done-a. The Timber shall fall. The Berserkers will look like monks next to our ferocity. The Raptors are already wrapped up. Hummingbirds won't even be afraid of the Scarecrows when we're done. Battleborn? More like stillborn. Elk are what's for dinner. Knights will get demoted to squires. Whalers are too busy looking down into the sea to notice the Falcons dive-bombing their season. Malamutes gonna get mala-muted. Kraken won't be recognizable as a hockey organization after they're cracked open. Citadelles will become funeral homes. Winnie the Pooh is going to be more feared than the Grizzlies. The Falcons are going to rewrite the SMJHL landscape this season because we're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Anyone I've ever met. I'm stuck on your heart. I hang on every word you say.Tear us apart. Baby, I would rather be dead.
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