Option 1:

After winning the championship last season, the Edmonton Blizzards is excited to win another one. Now obviously comes the big question. How to win that 2nd one. One thing that has now happened is that 2 more rookies have come up to strengthen? The Blizzards, and I am one of those so no clue how good that will be going ?. The next skill is the one and only Egg who a few seasons ago performed the magic trick of making draft tickets go away (just joking) will now be in the 2nd season, which means EDM has finally gotten 1 fool to not be a fool anymore, just to get 2 more fools in. The 2 rookies coming in this season though have a track-record on losing in the semi-final after 4 seasons. Oh wait a dadpun, uh, they don’t translate that well but let’s go. “I am coming to take away a tick, ready for take-off”. Yeah this doesn’t work at all. In dutch teek is the dutch word for tick, and teek sounds like the take part in take-off. You also would write it teek-off. This could also reference the tick coming off the body of the person. Humor.

202 words I guess