You never want to see your rivals be successful. And sometimes, you get to the end of the season and you have the opportunity to make sure that they taste the bitter taste of a defeat. And with just one game left in the regular season and a single head to head matchup that will decide if we make the playoffs or they do…there’s only one thing left to do.

Sneak into the opposing locker room and add some laxatives to every single drink in that part of the building. And as the players start to hydrate ahead of the game, our rivals are going to very quickly find themselves in need of a trip to the toilet. So, not only will they be stinking up the bathrooms, but the roster that can even perform during the game will stink too! Stinking their way right onto the golf course as Chicago finds its way to yet another playoff berth. Drink up, friends!