Atlanta will win the cup just like they have every other season for the last 11 seasons. It’s crazy we just keep winning all the championships. Some people tell me we didn’t, but I don’t know, I’m gonna chose to believe we won cuz that’s cooler. Speaking of cooler, I need a new one for all the cold beers I drink during the games. That’s another reason we keep winning all the titles. I play better drunk as I can’t feel pain. That may also be why I think we’ve won every title cuz I’m to drunk to remember. Wait, remember? I hardly know her! Anyway, more reasons Atlanta will win the title is because both myself and Angles McPoop the 69th are two of the best d-men in the history of the league. Everyone knows defense wins championship and that’s exactly what we’ll do for the 12th time in a row.