Prompt 1

The Panthers have improved greatly over the past few seasons, so much so that they became heavy favourites for the cup this season. The team improved in all positions, and the core players were getting hungrier for success. After going a perfect 66-0 throughout the season, on the back of perfect goaltending that did not allow a single goal all year, the team steamrolled through the playoffs going a perfect 16-0. The team did finally allow a few goals in the finals but no one's perfect. Svoboda scored a record 100 goals with a shooting percentage of 23% that the pundits consistently told him was "unsustainable", whatever that means. The first undefeated season in SHL history created for a huge amount of celebration in the city of LA, as the team and their fans were very excited to win their first cup in almost 10 seasons.

As far has the joke, I don't tell dad jokes, because he never laughs at them.

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