Ok, so who would the Aurora’s arch rival be now? Perhaps Edmonton? Anyway, Lord Farquaads would go into the locker room and destroy the Blizzard’s espresso machine. This would certainly neuter the Blizz, and hopefully mitigate Justin Time’s ability to mentally manipulate time and space. If the Aurora can get the edge in net by limiting Edmonton’s caffeine intake, it’s got to be a win for Winnipeg.

Additionally, it’ll be important for the Aurora to neuter Eggward Elric and Oles Kobliska. We’ve already hired a few random Edmontonians to sabotage their cars. These individuals will wait until the wee hours of the night and then slash their tires to hopefully prevent them from being able to make it to the arena.

Finally, Ace will fabricate a comprehensive and compelling case of tampering against the Blizzard’s front office, bringing down their management team from within. It will be a surgical strike, and no one will be the wiser when it’s all done.