Option 1

The Chicago Syndicate will win the Challenge Cup this season because we have the power of never-ending friendship and infinite experience and wisdom on the team. Even though most of the team has heavily regressed, we have insane amounts of synergy with one another on and off the ice. Through sheer willpower alone, we'll make the playoffs with a low seed and witness many upsets along the way. I'm of course referring to our opponents, who will be very upset after we win the series despite being a lower seed than them. After upsetting our opponents and upsetting the matches, all the dad of the team will be the opposite of upset and be so proud of our victories and the inevitable Challenge Cup win. They'll all say something like "I'm so proud of you" and the entire team in unison can respond with "Hi, I'm so proud of you, I'm [insert player name here]".