Realistically there's no shot that Calgary can win the cup this season beyond divine intervention from the FHM gods. It's a mostly young team that is going through a rebuild which will certainly take time and patience. From an early look in the preseason, it seems like Cheeks Klapanen will struggle to be clapping anything (there's your requested dad joke, maybe) as he only had 1 point (1 assist) in 7 games with a net minus 2 rating. It's certainly not the start the Dragons expected for the rookie defenseman. On the flip side, Tom Pedersen and Sunrise van de Schubbekutteveen (abbreviated to Sunrise from henceforth) along with all-star Sophie Bordeleau had strong starts as was expected from the first line trio. Now it's mainly to be seen who else can step up and contribute this season, and the focus will primarily be on the growth of the young rookies and prospects still in the J.