Every baby knows the basic hockey analytical statistics coming out of the womb, but not everyone has heard of the more obscure ones: goals per assist (GPA), TOI in minutes per TOI in seconds, hotdogs per hour, and the locker room favorite lays per game (LPG). But the most obscure I've been able to find to indicate as specific type of performance is hodors per minute (HPM). It's a defensively aimed statistic that correlates with shots blocked and assumes the more Hodor-like one gets, the more they block shots. This is evidenced in the extreme by none other than Hodor himself, whose HPM tops the charts at approximately 10 over the course of his entire hockey career. The next closest person (not even player) is their coach with a score around 0.15, likely due to having to say his name repeatedly on and off the ice. This truly makes Hodor a hidden gem among the SHL ranks and has definitely contributed to his shot blocking prowess.