The Regina Elk find themselves in the same division as two other SMJHL teams: Kelowna and Detroit. Now, I would love to tell you that Detroit is our biggest rival and we have legendary contests with that organization that will stand the test of time. Unfortunately, we will not be telling our grandchildren about how this season's Regina Elk and Detroit Falcons duked it out. Quite frankly, as a member of this Regina Elk team, I don't even think Detroit knows who we are. We could yell at the top of our lungs and they wouldn't hear a thing. At the time of writing, they've more than doubled our point total on the season. That's how far apart we are. We may hate them, but they don't hate us.

In this division, it's far more appropriate to focus on the race to the bottom between Regina and Kelowna. Two teams with absolutely horrible rosters and records simply getting their clocks cleaned every other day. A war of attrition currently exists between these sides. With a lead of two whole points(!!!), Kelowna currently tops Regina in the standings. However, Regina currently holds four games in hand, has scored nearly 20 more goals, and has twice as good of a goal differential as Kelowna. What I'm saying is, we might be bad, but we aren't as bad as those guys over in Kelowna.