Player Name: Tank Sharksy
Position: C
Recreate or First Gen?: RC
Recreates: Who was your last player?: Miroslav Ketil
First-Gens: How did you find the site? n/a
Full Discord Username: armthesharks




How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie 1,3,6+, etc): 15+ usually, but they are almost exclusively between the hours of 6 PM CST and 9 am CST. Overnight gang gang.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?: There are more than one way? Maybe those spinny machines I see at Sam's or gas stations I guess.

What made you join the SHL?: the voices

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?: Look, my real answer to this question is super depressing and I will cry so uhhhh to the first time I saw Speed Racer (2008) in theaters because it the best movie of all time. Humanity peaked that day.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?: Destiny 2 Lore or Why Linkin Park is the single most influential musical group of the last 25 years.

Waffles or pancakes?: PANCAKES ARE FLUFFIER so them

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?: it says, and I quote, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" end quote

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?: LETS FUCKIN GO BABY PUT TANK SHARKY'S FACE ON IT TOO WE ARE PRIDE JERSEY APPROVED THE GIRLS THE GAYS AND SHARKSY LFG but fr yeah i fuck with them

Any hobbies you've been into lately?: EDH format in Magic the Gathering, a soulless husk of a game called Escape from Tarkov, Dynasty fantasy football and film study, and revisiting The Division 2! (We need a 3rd and 4th for both an EDH Pod on XMage and TD2 please god someone help me)

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included): The best book I have ever read? That is hard to come up with off the top of my dome, but my favorite book club book I read in 2023 was The 7 and a Half Deaths of Elizabeth Hardcastle! It's a really cool murder mystery with a slight time travel twist, and an unexpected (and something some would call a vague cop-out) ending. I rated it an 8 out of 10, I recommend it!

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?: Active LR is more important than anything, but I also really do care about my player's stats a little ha.

What's your favorite pokemon? Why?: Ha, silly J HO. This is MY question from when I was a GM > The only correct answer is Absol, because it's cool and can sense disaster and is just misunderstood like me. I am emo Sharksy.

What video games do you play?: Tarkov (Hell), The Division 2, Madden (Hell 2), Teamfight Tactics and ARAM-Only League of Legends, and various sports sim games such as OOTP, FM21/22/23/maybe 24, Pokemon Scarlet and any other fanmade Pokemon RPGs really.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?: Husky because I am thicc and they have thick coats idk I just like them and have one stop asking me why questions this is not fair