Option 1:

Jussi Mutou looks out at the vision of the frozen pond. He watches the young player as he effortlessly tears apart the opposing players. Upon further inspection, this player clearly towers over the other youngsters. If Jussi didn’t know any better, it would appear this was a grown adult wearing what appears to be a fake moustache and wearing a jersey where the nameplate says “I Am” and the number being “12”. This player skates over to greet Jussi. “HELLO MR. MUTOU MAN. MY NAME IS NOT TURG AND I WANT TO BE HOCKEY PLAYER JUST LIKE YOU!” Jussi is surprised by the booming voice coming from what he still believes is an actual child. He takes a moment to collect his thoughts before he imparts his wisdom upon “NOT TURG”.

“Listen, you must always be prepared for someone to tear you down. You can’t let them. You may struggle at first. But always remind them who you are. And don’t be afraid to get a little physical.”

With that, NOT TURG skates away and does his best impression of a bowling ball, knocking over each and every child in his path, including the ones on his team.