Not the first to do this, but this is the "All Food Team" (or if I want to separate myself from the other team, this can be the All Sandwich Team, because who doesn't put tater tots and cabbage on their sangas).
Thankfully the criteria is only to list 6 players and not a complete line-up because I could not find a goalie to fit the bill. 

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Raw Cheese McPickle [RW]  
Teemu Salami [RW] 
WonderBread [LW]
Mark "The Tater Tot" Jagerson [C] 
sabage cabage [C]

and wash it all down with some....

Cal Juice [LW]  // Juice Williams [D] -