4 simple words. Don't. Be. A. Goalie.

Why should he not be a goalie you ask? Because it's pain and the TPE does not matter. There is no joy in being a goalie. You are never the savior, only the evil mastermind letting shit through your five hole on a routine basis.

Skaters are far superior. They skate. They hit. The can use their glove on the puck just like a goalie. They get some good excercise in. And most importantly, they get fucking points. Top puck bar down. Lay some wood. Yadda yadda.

And most importantly, if you ever want playing time in the SHL, there are FAR MORE opportunities as a skater, especially with the recent expansion and stuff. Waiting in the goalie pipeline is extremely tiring and hard on the soul.

So to the future star or recreate, please pay attention and be the change you want to see on the ice by not going to Goalie hell.