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A. I admit that having depth like that can make things very difficult as I distinctly recall a gridiron football game where a man by the name of Markus Wheaton had 201 receiving yards a full 104 more than the second best performance of his career as the defense was too busy dealing with the elite players ahead of him on the depth chart. That said I also know that the entirety of the depth chart is just as vulnerable to having the fire alarm of their hotel triggered at random intervals before the games. All the depth in the world does not mean a thing if your opponent is too tired to play.


B. Is this question seriously 'should they try to stop the best scorer on the opposing team'? Yes? When you are up against Jordan or Gretzky you game plan to do your best to slow them down because you know in your heart of hearts that if you don't they are just going to run roughshod all over you for the duration. Their stars will still kick it into high gear to win it all, but you have to do your part as a coach to make things as easy on them as possible.


C. I am going to say upfront about this that everything I have ever heard about goalies in regards to the sim that we use suggests to me that it really does not matter if they are at all appropriately made, and given both teams have advanced as far as they have I do not think I could say that one team has an advantage over the other due to goalie. What I can say is Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz's name is worth a ton more in Scrabble and so I give them the edge.


D. Well panthers aren't a distinctive species to my knowledge so this depends very much on which group you mean. If you are meaning the big cat genus Panthera then I would say 3/5 it is a landslide in favor of the cats which are apex predators with 100 pound weight advantage. There is a reason featherweights can't fight heavyweights and all that. The leopard who does not have as significant a weight advantage might be a more even match, but I give them the edge in a reasonable engagement on account of superior stealth skills. Would probably say the same for the Florida Panther also known as a cougar. No animals were harmed in the answering of this prompt.



Well do I have the answer for you! See courtesy of my watching of other sports I know one of the biggest things relating to the bowl whose name I am not legally allowed to use is the puppy variant. Given puppies and ice is not an ideal mixture though I am going to go with the Penguin Finals and have a bunch of mundane penguins out there doing their best to put on a pleasant performance pretend playing a quick game of hockey.

Now that is for the first intermission, but for the second I am going to go to a distinctively triangle shaped head friend of mine to set up a quick intermission game of Hockey Z-9 to bring up the tension ahead of the last leg of the game. While I think the first portion will be great to get a widespread audience interested the second portion is a more heavy type that should help get people truly tuned in to watch for the last leg.

Now for as to how the ice will be quickly repaired beforehand is we are going to make sure every site has a copy of the Shiva magicite on hand to patch things up faster than any mere mortal could without magic.


2+4+3=9 so 8 TPE please and thank you!