Option 1

Mustering the courage of his new teammates and friends, Cob O’Corn would take to social media and start throwing the bird around… NOT THAT BIRD, the purple one that’s been gaining traction recently, some kind of bird named Eottird. With the full scale siege of SHL platforms with the new “Purp and Derp” menace, no one could say or think anything else to spew their negative antics upon our stellar team. The nice thing is that if this would catch on, maybe the highlanders could start selling this bird in different forms such as, I don’t know, pluched and pins and the other such like, and maybe even make it a mascot of their team perchance. However the main goal here is to get the mean goobers of internet nay sayery to shut up for a decent while as we kick off our first season as an official team over here in Ottawa.