S76 PT #0: For Chirps and Wiggles
Due: Sunday, April 7th @ 11:59 PM PST
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TheOPSquid
Trading Card Team Posting Freak
The biggest and most popular social media account that fans go on to look at their team's stats, breakdowns, results and social media fun is obviously LinkedIn. So Squidwardo Tentacles would be going onto LinkedIn and going through it all as a social media takeover. We would do anything that fans deemed fun, like posting cringy motivational business posts throughout the feed, david goggins quotes about carrying the boats, stock price information, and then we would spread misinformation about the financial situations of other SMJHL teams. Of course a LinkedIn takeover wouldn't be complete without posting a fabricated story about a fake management situation that shows the company in a good light and the employees trying to unionize in a bad light. I think teammate Florian Soderberg-Motyla would help out the social media takeover and spread fraudulent financial information about our team and other SMJHL teams in order to garner interest from investors and to take down the other teams. We would eventually get enough investments to pay our team under the table and make not-illegal deals to have players take less salary in order to sign them to the team and circumvent the cap like the London Knights.
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| 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H
All Time in Points for Yukon
All Time in Assists for Yukon
All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon
All Time in Hits for Yukon
Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points
[pbl]SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle
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