Option 1

Sometimes the fans can be a bit much. Your average fan is fine, it's when it gets into the super fans that they start getting a little crazy. One rule I have, is that if I am ever out at a restaurant having a meal I will not talk to you. I'm trying to eat, so anything or anyone that interrupts me in inexcusable. I've had this happen several times, and these little neck beard mamas boys don't know how to take no for an answer. I straight up had to slap a kid in the mouth once for how rude he was acting. I was out with my girlfriend and he was trying to squeeze in for a selfie. I slapped him so hard the restaurant went silent. He then picked up his little propeller hat and scurried away. After that the server brought us some wine and everyone acted as if nothing happened. Damn fans annoy me sometimes.

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