Nobody cares about the SMJHL.

Against. If you look at the dictionary.com definition of the word “nobody”, you will find that the word means “no person; not anyone.” Now, by definition, I am in fact a person and I happen to care about the SMJHL. By some simple calculations and a few assumptions it can be determined that at least one (possibly more but no way to prove for sure) person cares about the SMJHL.