Written Option 1: Your offseason xitter activities have earned you some enemies. One specific player from a rival team is instigating a social media beef with you over a questionable call that went your way last season. (Or maybe you’re the one doing the instigating...) Who are you beefing with and how does it go down?


At present Chicago is not really the best team so I doubt anyone would beef with us so I would have to look through our list of rivals. And very quickly I would have to decide to instigate beef again our rivals the Winnipeg Aurora and in particular one @JamesT. Since leaving the team along with Melvin Majestik-Moose and Matsmith Soderberg-Tremblay Chicago and Winnipeg have been left with a bit of a hugger gap and so every game we play against them when they first left, we made a hugging ritual with them but it has since fallen off. I would instigate a hugging war with disco monkey Ben Jammin himself and furiously tell him happy birthday every time we hugged. There will not be a game of peace between us and I will send him :huggers: and happy birthday messages via twitter at every opportunity, he won’t be able to handle it and will hug us back twice as much. It will be glorious!
 
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