There he was, minding his own business on the internet, and Deth Klaw starts seeing some dude named Ben Jammin trashing him on the internet. Klaw hardly knows Jammin, but Jammin seems to have some kind of beef about a call that went Klaw's way last season. He seems to be accusing Klaw of being a dirty player. Klaw isn't even in the same league as Jammin and I don't think that Montreal and Winnipeg are rivals in particular either. Now it feels like no matter where Klaw turns on the internet, there Jammin is, the old fool. Perhaps he needs a new hobby, surely there are more exciting things to do there in Winnipeg? Perhaps his advanced age is catching up with him and all of those hard hits are making him a bit batty in the head. Klaw has nothing but love for the folks in Winnipeg, but he may have to make the 2200 km drive there to sort some things out. Who's up for a road trip? (171 words)