Option 1: The list of players Simo has beef with is lengthy and of variable seriousness. Most of his Team Norden teammates are on there, for a variety of spurious reasons, because that's how you bond as a team (in his awful, awful mind), and the same applies to other future Edmonton Blizzard prospects - MattyJ, Alexa Johansen and suchlike. Every member of the Detroit roster who has graduated is on there too, so it's fair to say Simo beefs freely and easily. What he takes more seriously is the quiet but sizeable grudge against the various defensive players picked ahead of him in the SHL draft: despite (or maybe because of) being an absolute rock of a defensive unit, Simo wasn't called until nine other blueliners had gone off the board, and boy howdy has he not forgotten it on Chirper. Mikkel Enevoldsen? Trash. Juan Tymer? Riding on Quebec's coattails. Sergey Ivanov? Call when he wins something. And woe betide a player who reacts over social media to Simo jabbing at them, because Simo has fans and those fans know how to troll. Did you make an awful defensive error aged 14? They'll find the clips of it.