I've decided to start beef with @micool132 . That's right, my own future Atlanta teammate is getting called out, but only partially for an in-game call for which he and Violet got into a fight, probably. But this beef had already been settled on the ice, because Colorado's Nathangus McExplosion made a joke about Violet being short. She felt slighted, started a fight with McExplosion, took a few blows before rocking back with an uppercut that knocked out her opponent instantaneously. Since then she's earned the nickname "One Punch Girl," which has extended itself into the social media realm after the clip went viral.

Unfortunately, the Regina Elk still lost the game, so McExplosion got the last laugh and probably scored the winning goal while Violet was off of the ice. But the clip is still floating around the x-sphere or whatever people call it nowadays, so I guess we'll just have to call it even. Surely there won't be any hard feelings once they make it up to the majors, right?

...Right?