Tank Sharksy, my super real and hate filled rival, started beef with me over Twitter. The weirdest part is that it occurred just after the SHL draft. We were both drafted to the Blizzard and backstage we got along great. We laughed and squashed our extremely real beef. Everything was all good. However, just seconds after I got in my limo to go home, Tank posted the beef. I am the bigger man so I did not respond on social media. I simply asked my limo driver to turn around and I slashed the tires on his purple Toyota Prius. He was not present, but he knows who did it. Who I thought was my new friend, started public beef with me. I was utterly heartbroken. We have not spoken since the incident. I hope we get the chance to squash it in the locker room in a few years. But for now, sharks can’t play hockey and are a lame apex predator.