I believe the whole sport of hockey could use a change in how long every match lasts. I have decided to look up the rules of the game through the Olympic website and I have to say that playing this thing for four quarters of fifteen minutes is a piss-take. I got a really hard time imagining people sitting down to watch a game that wank lasting that long, you should probably make it like three thirds of fifteen or something so people can go do something else with their lives as opposed to watching that for two hours.

...Wait, you mean ice hockey? Uh... Huh. How about writing a rule that bans Bettman from being a commissioner anywhere, active tomorrow? No severance package either, drive the point home on that wanker's face. Just for the hell of it. That is probably all I got. Look, being quite frank, hockey seems to have less shenanigans going over the other sports I care for which is pretty impeccable all things considered. You either have problems everyone else does or some minor stuff. Hell, nobody tried to get a game at Qatar or something stupid like that so congrats.