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As always I’m having beef with that little bitch Cale Salad. We’re always competing and the fans seem to like our banter back and forth. He knows exactly what he did, and calling me out is just straight up horse shit. I was cooking up some broccoli and the obtuse block head told me that broccoli sucks. Now, I let a lot slide but sometimes you just have to stand up in your beliefs. I picked up vegan burritos from a local too little known restaurant and schmeared it all over his front door. He didn’t take kindly to that practical joke so he started calling me out publicly. I think he’s just sour grapes that he didn’t get a letter this year to be honest. Well he can take his followers all telling him he’s right and shove it up his ass, I’ll have the last laugh this offseason.