As we all witnessed in the groundbreaking documentary about sports practices "Space Jam", athletes are all on "Michael's Secret Stuff" (don't make it weird) and it keeps them all strong and healthy. Of course, it's not the case for the SHL because the formula needed to be altered to fit hockey players and not basketball superstars like the looney tunes so it's not really Michael's stuff anymore. Space Jam tried to cover things up by pretending it was water all along but we all know better. When the Hamilton Steelhawks kept winning every. fucking. season. (I'm not mad, you're mad), the rest of the SHL investigated their practices and found out that the secret serum was what made them the best team season after season. Now that every team has adopted it, the league is more competitive. Why did no one get injured in the seasons before this discovery? I can't tell you or the pharmaceutical mafia will ger rid o-----