I'm not sure what everyone else in the league does, but prior to every game Dan painstakingly wraps his entire body in bubble wrap before putting on the rest of his equipment. Dan also maintains his body like the temple that it is. What I mean by that is he works out unforgivingly for 30 minutes a week and eats plenty of fried foods. In other words this is all a joke and I think that the lack of injuries in this league is either a testament to how naturally gifted and healthy all of these players are, or just proves my beliefs that everyone in this league has been sent down from another planet where injuries do not exist and the body naturally heals itself in record time therefor leading to no lost games to injury. Which is it? I guess we truly will never know will we? *Cue X-Files theme*