I know exactly why we have had no injuries in the SHL for many many seasons. It is not that we're invincible, or that we are living in a simulation. It is complete, blind luck. We are the luckiest group of athletes who have ever lived. We defy the odds every additional day we go out on the ice. Some may say it's better conditioning, others may say it's new and improved nutrition. But that is all baloney! It is nothing but plain dumb luck. We should be called the SHL - Some Huge Luck! We should all rename our teams to the Lucky Leprechauns. We should all by scratch offs! Nothing can stop us when we are this lucky. We can do anything we want with no physical repercussions! What a time to be a lucky group of hockey players! We can go all the way to the moon! Yes, the moon! We are the luckiest people alive!

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