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I believe that I heard that the way the SHL stops injuries is that they turned off injuries in Franchise Hockey Manager 9, so players can't get injured. Oh, you meant inside the sim. Well inside the sim, in order for the code to simulate players that can't get injured, each player is given the "steel" skin attribute, which, as the name implies, means that each player's skin is made of steel. Normally this would slow a player down, except they also added a world attribute of "steel is lighter than feathers", which reverses the space time that we all know of a kilogram of steel being heavier than a kilogram of feathers. Some people have suggested that the team should then have no reason for doctors, and yet they do have them. This could mean that the doctors are involved in the secret underground money laundering scheme of the SHL, although nothing has been proven yet.