Option 1:

With all the advancements in technology that the world has seen in the last 70+ years, it’s no wonder no one has been injured. You see, the world learned early on that there needed to be one constant throughout. One thing that, no matter what, would always remain. The world has seen natural disasters, plagues, war, strife, and several new Drake albums. But the one thing that has stayed consistent is the SHL. The real reason that no one has been injured is because each player in the SHL has been turned immortal. Have you ever heard of an SHL player passing away? No. They just retire. And once they reach a certain age, they just move cities and change their name to live out the rest of their lives in peace. On top of immortality, they can no longer be harmed by any means. Unfortunately that does mean they have to live through more Drake albums.