Option 1
You know that episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns has every disease imaginable but finds out he's indestructible because of it? This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8? Yeah, that's every player in the league right now. Nobody can get injured because we're revolving doors of illness. Kristian Seppanen, the upcoming star right defenceman for the eastern conference based Atlanta Inferno hockey team of the Simulation Hockey League on the internet, confirmed this by stating "yeah, all of my diseases are in perfect balance. I have Three Stooges syndrome, and there's no shame in that. It makes me a super human - same with everyone else in the league. There's some weird medical mystery that apparently HO is exploring relating to SHL and SMJHL players having Three Stooges Syndrome. I'm happy to be indestructible." At the time of his statement, doctors were gathered in another room, raising concerns with this characterization of Three Stooges Syndrome, explaining that "three stooges syndrome does not make you indestructible as certain players would like you to believe. In fact, one slight breeze and the entire league would be wiped out." HO was unavailable to comment at the time of the announcement, however conspiracy theorists online are claiming that this is a result of the brief piss ice experiment conducted by several SMJHL teams in past years.