So why hasn't the SHL had injuries in 70something seasons of play (idk i'm bad at counting)? Well, the reason is simple. We got Nurse Joy in all the locker rooms, going around with that healing machine but tailored towards humans, instantly recovering them free of charge. It's a good thing they're free of charge too because these card packs won't buy themselves. After every game, every player is put in that machine; while cosmetic evidence of any injuries such as missing teeth or bruises remain, every joint is repaired, every bone mended, every muscle relaxed. True, we could have actual injuries that require weeks and months of rehab, but the fans paid to see these players and by god those players are going to play whether the health gods agree or not. Hell, we have simply become the health gods ourselves. Deicide is fun! Especially when it means better hockey can be played!