The SHL’s nutritional regimen for players is cutting edge and may be the secret to its players’ long term health. Recently some long held secrets have leaked from the SHL offices, and are causing controversy all over social media.
 
First, the league MANDATED daily protein shakes have always been a mysterious aspect of the league for recent SMJHL callups and rookies. Why is the league so insistent players drink their daily Total Protein Elixirs (aka TPE)? Well the recently revealed ingredients of these TPE shakes will SHOCK you to your core! Investigative journalists infiltrated the SHL TPE mixing facility, and observed employees adding Hall of Fame players into the mixing vats! That’s right, TPE shakes are people!

As if those revelations weren’t outlandish and damning enough, wait until you hear about the cover ups to the actual injuries! Oh yes there are injuries! You just never hear about them. The league has a shadowy “Recreate” policy, where any player who loses a step to injury is quickly “recreated” by a replacement player. The league goes to great length to make these new players appear and act the same as their injured predecessors.