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You know I've never really thought about it until you mentioned it, it is pretty weird that we play such violent sport and no one is ever hurt. I always chalked it up to luck or something else, maybe our trainers are that dang good. But thinking about it now maybe we are just part of one big simulation but I actually ok with that. As long as I can continue to play the game I love I'll take it real or not. If this is truly is a simulation I would like infinite money please, I mean if this world isn't real then who cares about inflation? I feel like I could make good use of that money to make my player better. Also if this just simulation, find a way to make me better on offense, that would make things go so much smoother, in my opinion though it doesn't cheapen my stats or my accomplishments.