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The durability of players in the Simulation Hockey League is incredible, not one contracted player has missed a game in the SHL or the J, ever, and that is quite the feat, especially in a league like the J where players are moving in and out of eligibility so frequently. Team staffs really go above and beyond in making sure that these players are on the ice for 66 games a season.

But there may be a more sinister answer to what is happening in our league. It might not be expert medical care keeping all of these players healthy. There might be far more nefarious, supernatural, unapproved methods of preventing injury. I believe that every player in the league is using Plot Armor - that they're considered a main character to something is giving them all supernatural abilities. How else can you explain the durability and longevity that's so consistent among the league?