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I have played all over the place and done many studies about this. Simply put the emphasis that the league puts on conditioning is unbelievable. You wonder why the salary cap is so low, while the league seems to be making a fortune? That is because the league spends triple each teams budget on doctors and the newest medical practice every season. Sometimes I wonder if this is really a hockey league, or actually just a giant medical conglomerate that makes sure the league makes some money in order to keep funding their crazy research. I mean, I haven't even heard of anyone outside of hockey getting hurt either. Is this league real? Is this just an excuse to funnel more money into the medical system? Come to think of it, every time I get a little banged up, a team doctor takes me back to a dark room, then all I remember is walking back to the game feeling great! I don't even miss a shift. I think I'm asking too many questions, they might find me.