It is no rumor that something just is not normal in the Simulation Hockey League, while operating through their own seventy-sixth season there is yet to be an injury. Despite being an extremely physical sport with a lot of opportunities to have ligament and other muscle tears. The game is a full speed situation. Word on the street is that all players in the simulation hockey league are just robots that are occupying our watching pleasure as they begin to pull strings in the back ground and run the world though providing entertainment that owners all love. There is no risk in an "investment" of players. Superstar players are no longer plagued with the potential of an injury that would cause viewers to see a decline in a reason to watch the best play against each other. I have also heard that Cthulhu himself is a huge fan of the league and as a result causes the league to operate without injuries.