Player Name: Elaina Beneski
Position: LW
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? James Johnson
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): mongoose87

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
That's kind of hard to nail down. Things can be unpredictable with two little kids.
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
On the grill
What made you join the SHL?
I heard the league had an updating portal.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Maybe like 2005? The world generally is better than in the past, when most people were serfs or slaves.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Memes of the 2010s

Waffles or pancakes?

Pancakes

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Yes. You forgot to say that no one is there to hear it.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
I sign the jersey.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
I've been working on a LEGO castle.

What is your opinion on The French?
Je ne veux pas te dire.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Michael Chabon's "Yiddish Policeman's Union." It's kind of hard to explain if you're not Jewish.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
Communication. Nothing gets the users riled up like long periods of silence without explanation.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
Neither, I don't eat pork.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Charizard, cause he's a goddammed fire- breathing dragon.

What video games do you play?
RPGs and Grand Strategy are my favorites. Disco Elysium is the best I've ever played.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
I'd be a mutt, because all my ancestors were penniless peasants from all different places.