With the offseason coming to an end. Players, coaches, and training staff are waking from their offseason slumber. While everyone was off relaxing or on vacation with family, Jeyeff Effo was hard at work the whole time preparing for the following season. After a disappointing rookie season, it drove Effo to train harder than he has ever trained in his whole life. How can he play better defensively was the big question everybody was asking at the end of his first campaign in the juniors. The path to improvement and glory was easy to see for Effo, the best way to get better defensively was to improve offensively. The best defense is the a good offense, or something like that, Effo's logic is of sound mind. He spent his offseason bulking up so he can shoot his shots harder, pass his passes passier, and skate his skates skatier. All this hard work inadvertently made his butt bigger, much much bigger. So much that his shot blocking has also improved with that dump truck of a behind. Everyone will be jealous at how nice Effo's butt will look in yoga pants come training camp.

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