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Baron's Journal: Offseason

Coach wants me to do some meet and greets or promos.. something. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention when he told me. I don't actually plan to be there - I've got a doppelganger I have been working on for moments exactly like this. Walks like me, talks like me, even almost as handsome as me. Almost. The only thing I'm worried about is the interviews - this golem of mine isn't that far along yet, he's more just like a scarecrow with a beautiful mustache. A scarecrow to keep the press away from me. I'm hoping that maybe if he stands there intimidatingly for 30 minutes saying nothing, they'll just stop asking for interviews.. if they don't even want me there, coach can't make me go!

Anyways, just got my contract paid out and I have better shit to do - like pay for the fines I got for smuggling those toads over the border. I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Jefferson Steelflex.