Jølngüštrâädüvich DuBølk has a very strict daily training regiment prior to the start of any season. Firstly, he wakes up every morning at 4:00 AM in order to beat traffic to the arena (I95 sucks ass). Afterwards, he proceeds to sleep on the ice sheet itself until 11:00 AM once practice is about half an hour in (he does not use any blankets: he just sleeps in a T-shirt). After being woken up by staff, he phones in practice (he is perfect) until about 15 minutes before, where he leaves to beat traffic (I95 still sucks ass). After he gets home, he opens the fridge to eat a full tub of full-fat ice cream while staring at a wall that was recently painted (he repaints the specific wall before preseason). He does not break eye contact. After 10 hours, he goes to bed, ready to take on the next day with renewed optimism and lactose intolerance.