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At this point in his career, Slip McScruff can always negotiate for more off season time in the name of rest. We all know what we are getting out on the ice, so it's not like the coaches will learn anything new. It's not like Slip will learn anything new, he has a role and knows exactly how to fill it. If he really needs to make the case, then his golf swing will help with his slap shot or his wrist shot, maybe with his patience. 18 holes can build up a solid endurance and stamina.

Slip also sold his identity and data to an AI company so they could try building a deep fake celebrity. Slip McScruff makes for a very affordable celebrity likeness and in return, they run his AI deep fake during team media events so he doesn't have to attend. He says enough stupid stuff that the fans have barely noticed.