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I usually sit there, steaming mad, thinking about how many times I've gotten away with what I just did. Questioning why is it, that this time, it was called. If the call is actually bad and in a game that I care about, I'll probably end up threatening a ref and their family. Usually won't follow through on that though. One of these days I might make good on a threat and at least follow them around and wait outside their house, just to put a little fear in their heart, not to actually do anything sinister. Maybe tamper with some mail, but that's it. Or break into their house and move things around just enough that they question if someone was in there. Again, haven't done it yet, but anything's on the table during the playoffs. If the call ended up being something that I'm like "Yeah, I can see that" then I'll just go sit in the box and wait until the time is up, praying silently that my team doesn't give up a goal and blame me.