Prompt one

Well, the league says they need some more penalties of not exactly what I’m looking into right now. The best thing that we’ve come up with or two methods. When is broken down into science and the other one is broken down and common sense. The first one we’re gonna mention is science. What to do is put batteries inside everyone’s gloves and skates, but we’re not going to kill them. This is going to cause an electric charge between players that are going to make them come together and create friction. With the off chance that they’re going to bump into each other, we’re gonna call some penalties.

We’re going to be the officiating in the Edmonton series. It seems like all the clothes are going away and there’s a lot of bullshit in that series and if we’re wanting some penalties and power plays, that certainly gonna help. Dimension will be able to learn from the Edmonton Oilers magical PowerPlay, but we’re also learn how Florida gets away with knee on knee contacts and being gigantic pussies.