Maverick Reynolds walked into the Detroit Falcons locker room with a massive weight on his shoulders. As the son of notorious drunkard and player hater Troy Reynolds, he was raised to hate the Falcons. Hell, his dad wrote a scathing open letter detailing how much he hated the city of Detroit, the Falcons and the players on the team. As Maverick took a deep breath and walked into the locker room, he knew he had to address the elephant in the room.

"H-hey guys...I just wanted to say that I don't stand by any of my dad Troy's comments from all those years ago. I'm thrilled to be here and I appreciate the opportunity you guys have given me. I am nothing like Troy Reynolds, I promise to be a damn good teammate."

The locker room sat silently until Chairy Styles chimed in.

"Who the hell is Troy Reynolds?"