I think that there needs to be penalties based on people not drinking enough water in the game. Of course people are drinking gatorade and stuff, but we really need the hydro homies in the league. I would propose that we have a water bottle station that is hooked up to the water pipes on each team bench and each player has a bottle that will fill at a steady rate during the game. If your bottle ever overflows with water, that's a 2 minute minor.

The bottle would have to be kinda small to make this work, and of course while you're drinking the filling would pause. BUT the filling doesn't pause while you're on a shift, so if you put in too much time, you're gonna get a minor. This would open strategic depth and really make it funny.

I guess it's also sponsorship opportunity where you could get drinks companies to make it that players have to drink xyz drink.

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