Option 2:

Beck is happy when he gets put in the penalty box and tries to do it as much as possible, because the easiest award to win in the SHL is the Turd Ferguson. Imagine, a player, like Beck, wins 8 Fergusons over his career. Is that HOF worthy??? I'd say so, because what is fame but prolonged recognition for an achievement. Besides the personal journey, oftentimes when he is in the box it is because he was standing up for a teammate or fighting some slug on the other team. There are no bad penalties when you do everything with vicious intent. "Getting your money's worth" as they say is a noble goal. But alas, while he dreams about these lofty heights, he will forever be tied to the randomness of FHM penalties and live by the whim of the sim. 

Hm... "Whim of the Sim" sound like a great title for another article or rage piece.