Option 1:

We all can agree on the worst part about hockey, those silly little skill moves that these “star players” use. They look dumb and make the game look soft. Our new rule is that anything the ref deems to be too over the top stickhandling will be called for “weird stick shit” and will serve 2 minutes, something along the lines of attempting a Michigan will be considered a major version of the penalty and the offender will be accessed a match penalty and will have a mandatory hearing with the Department of Simulation Safety. This rule change will allow hockey to get back to the way it was truly meant to be. Big strong beefy people colliding at high speeds and taking slap shots every single time they enter the offensive zone. No more of this silly between the leg across the slot pass or what not. It’s unnecessary and goes against the spirit of the game.