written prompt the first one about new rules

so the new rule that binko of the koivu family (at this point quite a distinguished family given his brothers include the likes of paul and ricky and widepeepohappy3 and may haps a few others that he has forgotten damn that seems pretty bad to forget the names of his brothers especially when they all play the same sport in the same hockey league) would implement would be a rule against licking both your opponents and your team mates now this is currently not a large problem in the league but all it takes is ONE lickitung to emerge as a hockey player and everything and everyone will end up licked with their big wet sloppy dripping slick tongue! no one wants that to happen come on guys! the player who is given the penalty must sit in the penalty box while wearing a tongue guard which is like a thick plastic sheath that goes around your tongue i remember i saw one on a japanese tv show when i was a kid and it was an invention made so you could eat food that was too hot for your tongue and it seemed like the dumbest invention because surely you would just end up burning your throat and the top of your mouth anyway. do you agree @hotdog @micool132 @Jepox